So Elizabethan

This is one of a few lame choices that my dog has to control his itching: the dreaded Elizabethan Collar. As if having to take smelly cod liver oil, probiotic supplements, and visit an acupuncturist weren't bad enough! (All true!) Even though the naturopathic stuff has helped, he still itches like a mad man! My poor kid has had every test done known to man and dogs! Running out of options!  So, at the risk of committing animal cruelty, I think I'm going to try the collar thing next.  But, back to the seriously lame Elizabethan Dog Collars out there! How dumb do these look? I don't think my dog will appreciate looking like a fool, even if it is for his own good.

Cute dog, but that's one stupid looking print.

Hello, no self-respecting dog wants to look like he's wearing a Depends around his neck.  Can't someone make a collar in a nice Versace print, maybe repurpose an old Hermes scarf?  He might not object to that so much. Why hasn't anyone thought of this?

 

Help me!